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MAYUR Posted In  Whatsapp Status

 A GF is not one who says,

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"Main teri kismat me nai, tum
mujhe bhul jao"
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A true GF is one who says, .
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. "Tu padhai pe dehaan de,
placement ke
baad ghar se utha lena..

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Bapi9002386143 Posted In Whatsapp Status

2 weeks ago

Boy : What is 143.
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Girl : i love you
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Boy : no.
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Girl : i miss you
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Boy : no.
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Girl : i need you
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Boy : no.
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Girl : i kill you
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Boy : no.
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Girl : phir kya hai ?....
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Boy : one hundred&forty three
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pehle jaa k numbers sikle gawar 

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