Har mummy ka sapna hota hai ki uski beti ko
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Smart,
handsome,
intelligent ldka mile.
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Tum hi btao....
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Main akela"masoom" kis kis ki mummy ka sapna pura karoon?
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Smart,
handsome,
intelligent ldka mile.
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Tum hi btao....
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Main akela"masoom" kis kis ki mummy ka sapna pura karoon?
Pappu apne dost se baat kar raha tha.
Pappu - Ek bar main or mera sir lift se ja rahe the, lift me ek ladki bhi thi.
Achanak light chali gai aur dusare hi pal ek kiss ki awaj ayi or satak ke chate ki awaj ayi.
Light ayi to sir gal pe hat rakh ke khade the.
Dost - Apne sir asse hai
Pappu - Tujhe kya laga sir ne kiss kiya or ladki ne chata mara.??
Dost - haan
Pappu - Nahi re, maine hi kiss ki awaj nikali or sir ko chata mara.
Aisa mouka phir kahan milta.
Pappu - Ek bar main or mera sir lift se ja rahe the, lift me ek ladki bhi thi.
Achanak light chali gai aur dusare hi pal ek kiss ki awaj ayi or satak ke chate ki awaj ayi.
Light ayi to sir gal pe hat rakh ke khade the.
Dost - Apne sir asse hai
Pappu - Tujhe kya laga sir ne kiss kiya or ladki ne chata mara.??
Dost - haan
Pappu - Nahi re, maine hi kiss ki awaj nikali or sir ko chata mara.
Aisa mouka phir kahan milta.
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Alia Bhatt
All scientists failed to answer this Ques:
Which liquid turns into solid on heating ?
Alia Bhatt - Besan ke pakode!!
All scientists failed to answer this Ques:
Which liquid turns into solid on heating ?
Alia Bhatt - Besan ke pakode!!
Be careful who you give your heart to.
Because when you give your heart to someone, you also give the person the power to destroy you.
Because when you give your heart to someone, you also give the person the power to destroy you.
Upvas in new Style
Living 1 day without:
Mobile
Facebook
Electricity
Internet
Car
Whatsapp
Tv
Ye Upvas kar ke dekho
Bhagwan Dharti par aake kahege,"Bas kar Pagle ab Rulayega kya"
Today's special!!!!
Living 1 day without:
Mobile
Electricity
Internet
Car
Tv
Ye Upvas kar ke dekho
Bhagwan Dharti par aake kahege,"Bas kar Pagle ab Rulayega kya"
Today's special!!!!
A mother-in-law explaining work 2 her newly wed,
Daughter-in-law
"I m Home Minister as well as Finance Minister of this house, ur Father-in-law is the Foriegn Minister,
my Son, I mean ur husband runs the Ministry of Demand n Supply n,
my daughter runs Planning & Developement Ministry
Now u tell me which Ministry wud u like 2 run?"
Daughter-in-law instantly replied with a smile,
"Dear mother-in-law, I'll be the leader of Oppoistion...
Daughter-in-law
"I m Home Minister as well as Finance Minister of this house, ur Father-in-law is the Foriegn Minister,
my Son, I mean ur husband runs the Ministry of Demand n Supply n,
my daughter runs Planning & Developement Ministry
Now u tell me which Ministry wud u like 2 run?"
Daughter-in-law instantly replied with a smile,
"Dear mother-in-law, I'll be the leader of Oppoistion...
A woman's heart is the most expensive piece of real estate...
One can also call it "Naari-mann Point"!
One can also call it "Naari-mann Point"!
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