Exam SMS,

Height of technology:
A stunt writes all Ans as

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and lastly he writes..
Ans. aer written in BAR CODE Format 2Protect from Being Copied.

Exam SMS,

Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola:
University se mera result check kar ke aa ke batao!

Magar yaad rahe, mere saath abba hongey!

Agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
ek momin ki taraf se salaam.

Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
2 musalmaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam!

Dost university se result dekh ke aaya or bola..
Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat ki taraf se salaam!

Exam SMS,

EXAM Aur SEX ke baad ladkiyan kaisa mehsoos karti hai!
1. Kitna LAMBA tha,
2. Kash thoda TIME aur mil jata,
3. Pehle DARR lag raha tha, par kitna EASY gaya.

Exam SMS,

Different age groups:

1st to 3rd class: Hey I studied everything for exam.

4th to 6th class: Hey That question was very hard so i leave only that question.

7th to 10th class: Hey Read only important questions.

11th class: I think 4 chapters are enough 2 get pass.

12th class: Kal exam kaun sa hai yaar ??

And in college:
Saalo bataa to dete aaj exam hai, main toh pen bhi nahi laya..!!  

Exam SMS,

Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer
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We Tried Our Best
Can’t Say Anything Right Now! 

Exam SMS,

Life of the college student,
wallet hai paise nahi,
lecturer hai attendence nahi,
cell hai balance nahi,
frnds hai girl friend nahi,
exam hai tension nahi,
padhna hai mood nahi.

Exam SMS,

After Result.. Girls Reaction.
Girl1 (Rote Huve): phir se sirf 91%.
Girl2 (Bahot Rote huve): 2 baar revise karne ke Baad Bhi sirf 93% kaisa Aa sakte hai Number ??
Girl3 (Bahot Jada Rote huve): Main mummy ko kya Mu Dikhaungi In 92% Number ke saath.
Girl4 (Bahot Bahot Jada Rote huve): Sirf 94%?? kahan kami rah gayi?

After Result… Boys Reaction.
Boy1: Tere bhai ne fod diya hai be is baar.. poore 44% hain.. ha ha ha
Boy2: Papa to Naach Uthenge Jab Unhe Pata Chalega ki mai pass ho gaya by grace. hahahahaha 
Boy3: Wo to sir ne Copy karne di jo 41 % aa gaye … warna To band bajj gaya tha.
Boy4: Main to baal baal bacha .. Border pe pass ho gaya pure 35% aaye hai na 1 mark jada na 1 mark kam, paper check karne wala devta tha Devta.. _/\_

Exam SMS,

SINGHAM Effect:-
Dad: Result kya aaya?
Boy: Aai chhya gaavat, fail ho gaya.
Dad: Besharam! Nalayak.
Boy: Kuch bhi karne ka, Mera ego hurt nahi karne ka.
Dad: Aaj se teri pocket money bandh.
Boy: Meri jaroorat kam hai, Isi liye meri zameer me dum hai.
Dad: Get out.
Boy: Aata maaji satakli re.
Dad: Mujhe ab papa mat kehna.
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Boy: Ae Gotya.. Gotya.. Gotya :P:D

Exam SMS,

Girl: Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh Liya To,
Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga Tum Bas
Sidhi Raho, Aur Pura Dikhao,
Thoda Aur Karne Do,
Agar Nahi Dikhaya to Mein,
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Fail Ho Jauga.. 

Exam SMS

Bhagwan ka diya sab kuch hai…
Books hai
Notes hai
Time hai
aur dimag to itna hai ke
jab chahe padh ke TOP kar sakte hai!

Bas 1 hi bat ki kami hai..

‘Mood’
Salaa banta hi nahi. 

Exam SMS,

Height of attempting unknown question in an exam..

Question: What is an Array, Explain with example.

Student: ARRAY is the word used to call a friend when he is standing far from you.

For example..

ARRAY o behan k l*de idhar aa. 

Exam SMS,

Charo aur padayi ka saya hain,
Saare paper mein zero aaya hain,

Hum to yuhi chal dete hao bina muh
dhoye exam dene,

Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar
padh ke aaya hai.

Exam SMS,

Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hain,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hain,
Rahte hain jo nigahon se door,
Saale wahi question compulsary hote hain.

Exam SMS,

Exam is just for a short period,
But it requires efforts of many days and months,
These days involve:
The journey of
Tension,
Worries,
Efforts
And sleepless nights.

Exam SMS,

Attitude of a 'STUDENT'
"This paper is too easy for me. How could the examiner make such easy paper. I'll give him another chance to challenge me"

Exam SMS,

Take chit in exam, scratch & show it to the nearest teacher, and win a free trip to Principal's office, and enjow 1year holiday at home.. Hurry!!! Offer valid during exams only.

Exam SMS,

Upcoming Horror Movies for Students

*Exam Ka Khouf
*Tarapta Student
*Shaitani Books
*Result Wala Jin
*Neend Ki Mout
*Pyasa Examiner
*Ssshhh Result Ane Wala Hai.

Exam SMS,

Thousand words of a teacher do not hurt,

But

The silence of a friend in the
Examination hall brings tears into the eyes

Exam SMS,

Heart touching lines..
Thousand words of any teacher does not hurt much..
But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes..!

Exam SMS,

What is a Teacher???

Who teaches us making plain rice in class AND

Expects from us to cook biryani in exams!!!