Wife Husband SMS,

Wife : Oji sunte ho,
Ghar me Namak khatam ho gaya
hai,
Ab mai kya dalu?
Husband : Teri Dimag to hai hi nahi,
Naya "Colgate active salt" dal de usme
namak hai.

Wife Husband SMS,

Raman:How do you compile your dictionary.
Pawan:Oh!It was like a quarrel between a husband and wife;one 
leading to another.

Wife Husband SMS,

ek tamanna pyar ki seene me lekar ghar gaya,
biwi boli: khajoor ki tarah shakl banakar kyun aaye ho,

Wife Husband SMS,

:) Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Silly English Language!

Wife Husband SMS,

Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command..
Husband: Well darling! its a computer, not a Husband.. :-l

Wife Husband SMS,

A man got a call from unknown number..
.
.
Girl:" Hi, r u single.. ??
.
Man:" Yes, but who r u..?? .
Ans:" Your wife.. Aaj gharaana tab bataoogi..
Another call from unknown number..
.
.
Girl:" R u married ?? .
.
Man:" Yes, but who R u..??
.
Girl:" Your girlfriend, U cheat!!
. .
Man:" Sorry baby, I thought itwas my wife..
.
.
Ans:" Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas ghar aaja.....

Wife Husband SMS,

After directory assistance gave Anita, her boyfriend's new telephone number, she dialed him and got a woman.

"Is Jimmy there?" Anita asked.

"He's in the shower," she responded.

"Please tell him his girlfriend called," Anita said and hung up.

When he didn't return the call, Anita dialed again. This time a man answered.

"This is Jimmy," he said.

"You're not my boyfriend!" Anita exclaimed.

"I know," he replied. "That's what I've been trying to tell my wife for the past half-hour."

Wife Husband SMS,

Romantic Wife
A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend.

She texted:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.

The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:
I'm on the toilet. Please advise.

Wife Husband SMS

Pati Or Patni Dono Baat Kar rahe the Tabhi

Patni :- Shadi se pahle Aapki Kitni Girlfriend Thi.....???

Pati :- 2 Girlfriend Thi....!!

Pati :- Shadi Se Pahle Tere Kitne Boyfriend the....???

Patni Silent thi 

Pati :- Tumhari is Khamoshi Ka Matlb Main Kya Samjhu...???

Patni :- He Bhagwan Gin To Rahi hu........