UNKNOWN CALL- HE:"Do u hv a bf?" SHE:"Yes! Who r u?" HE:"Tera bhai..Ruk kamini gahr aata hu dhulai krne!" ANOTHER UNKNOWN CALL- HE"Do u hv a bf?" SHE-"Oh no no! Who r u?" HE-"I m ur bf..Cheat u broke my heart!" SHE-"Oh darling sorry I thought u r my bro!" HE-"Tera bhai hi hu kamini....Aaj to bas ghar aane ki der hai!"
Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?" Santa-"Chidiya Bankar." Sir-"Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!" Santa-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayeg
Bihari boy to a girl- "PHONE NO DEBU HO..??" Girl-"Tamiz se baat kro." Boy-"My dear with due respect I would like to say that PHONE NO. DEBU KA..??!!!!"
Height of coolness:2 Guys coming out of theexaminatio n Hall with chips andcoke in hands....1st guy:which paper was it?...2nd guy:I think maths..... .1st guysurpr isingly) you readthe question paper?2nd guy: no I see a girl sittingbesides me using calculator ..
1st woman-kuchh suna ya nahi bharat ne hindustan par hamlakardiya hai 2nd woman- hame dar hai ki kahin ek missile mere pe nagir jaye 3rd woman-arre tumsab fikra kyon kartihohum india me rahte hai.