Munna Bhai SMS,

Munna Bhai

Are Circit yeh doctor log operation se pahle patient ko behosh kiyon karte hai


Circit

Bhai bole to patient operaton sikh jayega to

Munna Bhai SMS,

Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?


Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Munna Bhai SMS,

MUNNA BHAI :- A Circuit yaar mere ko woh sister ( nurse ) se pyaar ho gaya hai.
Love letter kaise likhun ?
Circuit :- Simple BHAI aap likh dalo I love you sister . I am your munna BHAI.....

Munna Bhai SMS,

Muna Bhai: bhai jail ko hindhi me hawalat kyu kehte hai??
Circuit: kyu ki jail me khane ko sirf hawa aur laat hi mil ti hai..

Munna Bhai SMS,

Munna bhai:Yeh AUTOMATICALY kya hai? 
Circuit:Bole to auto me ladki ja rahi hai jis k sar pe ek b baal nahi hai,
bole to simple hai bhai AUTO-ME-TAKKLY!

Munna Bhai SMS,

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .

Munna Bhai SMS,

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!

Munna Bhai SMS,

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga bappu ka!

Munna Bhai SMS,

MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, Tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU : B.A.
MUNNA BHAI : Sala, do akshar pada aur who bhi ulta?

Munna Bhai SMS,

PROFESSOR: Aqqal badi ki bhains?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole to pehlay
date of birth to bata mamu…

Munna Bhai SMS,

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu
bole to gandhi ji kapre kyun nahi
pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole to bapu bhi us
time k Salmaan Khan thay!!!

Munna Bhai SMS,

Munna bhi : Oye Short Circuit yeh
light bulb py baap ka naam kya
likh raha hai?
CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka
naam roshan kr rehly hai.

Munna Bhai SMS,

Circuit:
Bhai, American President Kahan
Rehta Hai?
Munna: Dhobighaat Py
Circuit: Dhobighaat Bolay Tu?
Munna:
English Me Bolay Tu Washing Town

Munna Bhai SMS,

MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, boly toh
yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Tu phir, yeh
Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Boly toh, simple hai
bhai.
Ox many Bael, Ford mane gaadi.
Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

Munna Bhai SMS,

After finishing MBBS... Dr Munna
Bhai starts his practice.
He checked his FIRST patient's
eyes,
tongue and ears by TORCH and
finally what did he say?

Battery is OK

Munna Bhai SMS,

Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata
chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya
bakri?"
circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar
kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.

Munna Bhai SMS,

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina
daant wala kutta kate to kya
karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui
wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha

Munna Bhai SMS,

Kya ray! Aasmani kabutar! Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos? Tumhara Pyara Munna Bhai

Munna Bhai SMS

Munna Bhai Ke Ghar Ladki Hue.
Circuit- Bhai Ab To Muhale Ke, Sare Ladke Isko Line Marenge.
Munna- Tu Fikar Mat Kar Re, Apun Iska Naam Didi Rakhenge.