Sardarji SMS

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped
the,
Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal
na!

Sardarji SMS,

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..

“Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”

Sardarji SMS,

1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Baad bola
SO BORING itne sare characters but no story.
Librarian-
Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.

Sardarji SMS,

Sardar : Murgi Kitne Ka?
Murgiwala 70 50 10. 
Sardar Rs 10? Itna Sasta Kyon?
Murgiwala : Sir,isko Aids Hai,
Sardar : Koi Baat Nehi,dedo Khana Hai Sona Thodi Hai.

Sardarji SMS

Sardar ring a call centre:
My internet is not working properly.
Officer: 
Ok Double click on "My computer"
Sardar: I can't see ur computer
Officer: No no click on "My computer" on ur computer.
Sardar: How can I click on ur computer from my computer? Officer: listen There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on ur computer Ok double click on it.
Sardar: what the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer...?
Officer: Double click on ur computer Sardar: On which Icon i've to click Officer: "My Computer".
Sardar: Oh Pa G Tell me where is ur house. I'll come there and click on ur "My Computer."