Wife Husband SMS,

A man got a call from unknown number..
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Girl:" Hi, r u single.. ??
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Man:" Yes, but who r u..?? .
Ans:" Your wife.. Aaj gharaana tab bataoogi..
Another call from unknown number..
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Girl:" R u married ?? .
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Man:" Yes, but who R u..??
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Girl:" Your girlfriend, U cheat!!
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Man:" Sorry baby, I thought itwas my wife..
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Ans:" Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas ghar aaja.....