Funny jokes

Pappu :- Mam aap meri ek sabal ka jabab dengi..
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Mam :- ha ha puchho ..
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Pappu :- ej line me 3 chitiyan chal rhi thi ,, bich bali chiti bolti hai. .mere aage v 2 chiti or mere pichhe v 2 chiti .....to aap btaeye kul kitne chiti the ...
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Mam:- 5 
Pappu :- galat .
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Mam :- 6 
Pappu :- phir v galat .
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Mam :- 7 
Pappu:- ye v galat .
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Mam (Harker ) :- to tmhi btao .
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Pappu :- hai to 3 hi chiti ,, vo bich bali hai na jhuth bol rhi thi..