Double Meaning Jokes

Sharma ji ki party me dinner 
karte hue Verma ji ke 
pas 
Mrs Sharma akar boli:
Bhaisaab, apne
to kuch liya hi nahi!" 
Or 1
chicken ka leg-piece utha ke unki plate mein rakh diya.
Party khatam hone par Sharma ji ne 
Verma ji se puchha:
"Khana kaisa tha?"
Verma Ji: Dishes to sabhi badiya
thi, par end mein bhabhi ji ne jo taang utha ke di, maza aa gaya!