Double Meaning Jokes,

Solid example for financial management.....
Ek baar vijay apne friend kallu k ghar Taash khelne gya..
Vijay , kallu aur kallu ki Modern Biwi taash khel rahe thee tab vijay ka 1 patta table ke niche gira..
Vijay patta uthaane k liye table k niche jhuka to Saamne kallu ki biwi Apni Tango Se Hot Hot Ishare Kar Rahi Thi..
Ye dekh ke vijay ka pasina aa gaya aur mann machal utha..
Table k upar aane k baad kallu ki biwi vijay ko ishaara kiya aur kitchen me paani ka bahaana kar ke chal di..
Us k pichhe vijay bhi paani ka bahaana kar k chala gaya.
Kitchen me..
Kallu ki biwi: "Kya dekha tumne?"
Vijay : "Wahi jo tumne dikhaya."
Biwi: "Lena chahoge?"
Vijay : "Zaroor"..
Biwi: '50,000/- lagega.."
Ab vijay apni Financial situation nhi hone se soch me pad gaya..
aur thodi der baad bola:"Theek hai,
kal shaam ko aaunga.."
Dusre din shaam ko vijay aaya..
Aur khoob Jam k Kallu ki biwi Ke Sath Enjoyment kar ke Haalat Kharaab kar di,
aur 50,000 de k Nikal gaya..
Raat ko kallu ghar pahucha to biwi se bola: vijay aaya thaa na?"
Ab to bechari k pasine chhut gaye aur bol diya:
"Haa Aaya thaa".
Thodi der baad biwi ne puchha:"Aisa kyo puchha?"
Kallu: "Bas..
Vijay Aaj Subah mujhse 50000 Udhaar le gaya thaa...
Bola Shaam ko Ghar pe Bhabhi ji ko De jaunga..."