Monday, 2 March 2015

Double Meaning Jokes,

Sunny leone : Mujhe koi aisi sabzi do jiske 7 faayde hon !

Sabzi wala: Ye Lo madam Gajar !!
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1: Pasand aaye to Aloo Matar ke saath paka lena... Warna ..
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2: Juice bana ke pe sakti ho... Nahi to ..
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3: Salad bana sakti ho... Ye bhi na karo to ..
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4: Gaajar ka halwa bana lena... Nahi to ..
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5: Chinese noodles mein daal lena... Aisa bhi nahi to phir ..
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6: Murabba bana sakte ho... Ye bhi na ho to ..
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7: Achaar bana lena !!

Bhai !!! Jo tu dhoond raha hai wo nahi milega...
Post dekh kis Sanskaari aadmi ne bheji hai!!!

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