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Pappu to his mom:"Mumma
mai kaise paida hua.. ??
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Mom:"Maine 1 bartan me
mitti daal kar rakh di,
kuch din baad usme se
tum mujhe mile..
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Pappu ne aisa hi kiya..
Ab kuch din baad usne
jakar dekha to usme 1
mendak tha..
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Pappu : gusse se "Dil toh
karta hai ki Saale..
tujhe goli mar du, par
kya karu ??
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Aulad hai tu meri.. 

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